Following Kid Rock’s 2018 Senate campaign announcement, we took to kidrockforsenate.com to see what we could learn about the rocker turned representative.

Happy Thursday, America! Music’s resident trailer park Springsteen, Kid Rock, officially announced his campaign for U.S. Senate last night, which leaves us with a whole lot of fun mortal concerns—why, how, do you really think having kids right now is such a good idea?—to unpack. But first, a musical interlude!

Hoo boy, take your harmonica and shove it, Tim Kaine. That’s a REAL campaign anthem!

But I know what you’re thinking, conscientious citizen who recently elected a reality TV show host to lead us into a brave new season of Celebrity Rehab world: What are Senator Rock’s platforms and values? Where does his experience lie and fields of expertise reside? The answers, as it turns out, can be found at kidrockforsenate.com, which sheds some wholesome coal-powered light on the Michigan man’s upcoming campaign. So grab that bottle of Beam, a shotgun for blowing off your own foot, and hop in the back. We’re headed that way and would be happy to give you a lift.

A totally scientific analysis of Kid Rock’s Senate campaign site
Source: Golf Digest