Sam GreenwoodTwitter is a festering sinkhole. We all know this. Yet every once in a while, there's a spark of light that reminds us why we all willingly sign up to read inane arguments and passe memes all day long. Max Homa, the aforementioned spark, is single-handedly keeping that hellsite alive for good reason: To roast golfers of all shapes, sizes, and skill levels.
The social media fiend and beloved dog owner has been barbecuing anyone foolish enough to tweet videos of their swings to him. Knee-deep in the holiday break, it looks like Homa may be as desperate for golf (or any golf-related content) as the rest of us.
This is the tweet that started it all off. Nothing better than a Gordon Ramsay gif to show you mean business. It doesn't matter if you're outside or inside, Homa will hunt you down and find you.
https://twitter.com/maxhoma23/status/1207171484411555841?s=20
It doesn't matter if you're inside or outside, Max Homa will hunt you down and find you.
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Brian Cashman did it. He got his white whale in Gerritt Cole, who the Yankees GM inked to an absurd nine-year, $324 million contract, a record for a pitcher. It was a stones-on-the-table type signing, a message to everybody that the Yankees are still very much the Yankees. So you'll have to forgive Cashman if he was feeling himself at Cole's introductory press conference on Wednesday morning.
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Cashman was so giddy, in fact, that in an attempt to appeal to the younger crowd, he quoted an Ariana Grande song. The problem? Cashman referred to her as “Adriana Grande,” and when quoting her famous “Thank you, next” lyric, he said “Next ? Thank you next?” Enjoy the clip in all its boomer glory:
https://twitter.com/BigBabyDavid_/status/1207348958470791168
As many were quick to point out on Twitter, this is quite literally a reenactment of the “how do you do, fellow kids?” Steve Buschemi meme:
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Here are some things to remember this holiday season: Mom likes candles, Dad hates everything, cousin Joey is allergic to nuts, uncle Randy voted for Trump, the cat is in the box you just threw out, eggnog isn't a food group, you can't buy happiness, Holiday Inn has a blackface scene, the turkey needs to come out of the oven, and, last but not least, Kevin from Home Alone was dead the whole time.
FacebookPinterestWell, at least according to this fan theory first popularized by The Daily Beast's Erin Gloria Ryan back in 2017 that we are now resurfacing because it's Christmas and we all need to something to argue about with our families over the dinner table.
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There were some truly preposterous goals in the NHL last night. Yes, yes, we hear you, pucks fans. There are every night. The internet just doesn't fetishize them like they do every single dunk in the NBA ever. But last night was on another level. I mean, Auston Matthews did this. Come on.
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1207115833102815237?s=20
Seriously, how do you complete with that? Well, if you're Andrei Svechnikov and you collect the puck behind the net with the game tied 2-2 midway through the second period, you simply scoop that sucker up, and wrap it right in past the goalie's earhole because you got it like that.
https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1207126469043982336
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Tiger Woods:
FacebookPinterestRob CarrThe U.S. captain led his team on the course. He led his squad in song on the team bus. Oh yeah, he also went 3-0-0 in his matches. And he started to remove his hat before his final winning putt had dropped. Baller!
https://twitter.com/GolfChannel/status/1206040362093105152
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