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According to Steven Adams, Steven Adams defecated himself before game-winning free throw

Steven Adams is seven feet of sound bite. The Thunder big man has exactly two states: Saying what's on his mind and waiting for something to pop into his mind to say. On NBA free agency: “I don't keep up with that sh*t mate. I just show up and whoever’s on the team, cool.” On his autobiography: “I didn’t write it…I can barely read.” On drilling last night's game-winning free throw to down the Bulls:
https://twitter.com/UpTheThunder/status/1206779988353134592
We hope that Adams is speaking colloquially, not literally. And he probably is . . . probably. But still, it's fascinating (and refreshing) to hear a pro athlete admit to bowel-shaking anxiety in a decisive, game-ending scenario. If it were anyone else, you would get some boiler plate schlock about “executing” and “trusting my guys to go out and make plays.” Adams is talking about soiling himself.
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Protip: If you’re a high-school soccer coach, don’t take your team to Hooters following a tough loss

Ethan MillerListen, we know it's going to be tough. You were days away from an undefeated season and only to get taken out in Championship Sectionals by a local rival. You're gonna blame yourself. You didn't prepare the kids mentally for winning because you're not a winner yourself. You're gonna blame the kids. Damn kids. But one way or another, you know these emotional wounds are just going to heal themselves. What can you possibly do? Where can you possibly go?
Well, to Hooters, of course.
Just ask Lake George Jr./Sr. High School soccer coach Blake White, who is on the hot seat after he took his players to the Colonie, New York Hooters to drown their sorrows with wings and waitresses following a particularly brutal late-season defeat to Voorhesville on November 2nd. When school administrators got wind of White's dinner (he would have gotten away with if it weren't for that meddling expense report!), the whole team was summoned for a mandatory meetin..

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