Rick KernMy fellow Americans. It is with a heavy heart that today we bring you news that Willie Nelson—country legend and human icon—has passed…the joint that is. Last week, the road-tested troubadour and worldwide ambassador for weed, admitted to KSAT 12 that at 86-years-old, it is finally time for him to hang up his rolling papers.
I have abused my lungs quite a bit in the past, so breathing is a
little more difficult these days and I have to be careful. I started
smoking cedar bark, went from that to cigarettes to whatever. And that
almost killed me….I don’t smoke anymore – take better care of
myself. I don’t give a (expletive deleted) I’m here, I’m glad to be
here, I’m lucky to be here.
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We can all guess what “whatever” is. Nelson, despite his trademark braids and ear for an everyman hook, is best know for his, er, predilection for the green stuff, so this constitutes massive news in the American cultural landsc..
