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The Washington Nationals partied harder than Ovechkin at Sunday’s Capitals game

Make no mistake. What the Washington Capitals did in 2018 after winning the Stanley Cup for the first time in franchise history is the stuff of legend. They partied into a night that became a week that became a month that became a summer. Alexander Ovechkin was inducted into the drinking Hall of Fame. Everyone miraculously survived. It was great. We aren't taking anything away from the Capitals' actual greatest achievement. We want to make that clear. But as arbiters of unbiased sports journalism, we do feel compelled to float this:
The Washington Nationals—who joined the Caps on Sunday night to celebrate their very first World Series in franchise history on Sunday—might be doing it even better. Ladies and gentleman, DC goes HARDDDDDD.
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You know when you start your night with an Oshie Chug, things are gonna get nuts, and nuts they definitely got. There were shirtless Zamboni booze cruises…
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Jameis Winston has fascinating interpretation of “glass half full” after four straight losses

Abbie ParrPlato, Kant, Nietzsche, Sartre, Confucius, Winston. Yes, as in Jameis Winston. The pantheon of humanity's greatest philosophers welcomed a new mind to its hallowed hall on Sunday, when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' quarterback, moments removed from a tough overtime loss to the Seattle Seahawks, stepped to the podium to address his team's recent slump. But Winston wasn't there to break down coverages or throw his coaching staff under the bus. He has ascended to a higher plane now. Such concerns are for the rats, racing endlessly in a maze of their own making. Instead, Winston found himself contemplating life, love, and the pursuit of happiness…
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“The glass is always full,” Winston begins, delivering his catchphrase to the rapt Sioux Falls Best Western Conference Center audience, who have come from all across the Upper Midwest in search of enlightenment and a new Pyramid Scheme to feel a part of. “Just be..

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With the Houston Astros’ loss, Sports Karma is making a huge comeback

The Washington PostI spent the last week in Ireland, which means I absolutely did not watch the World Series that I probably wouldn't have watched in America either, since the games all started after midnight. That said, I was still quite happy to wake up Thursday morning to find that not only had the Nationals won game seven, but that Roberto Osuna had been the goat for the Astros…by which I mean a shameful, near-literal goat, not the acronym that means the exact opposite.
By now, you probably know that Osuna was accused of domestic violence when he was with the Blue Jays, got off because his wife went to Mexico and wouldn't testify, but was suspended without pay for 70+ games by MLB because they found something they really didn't like, and though the exact details are sealed, nobody from the team or the player's association protested it. Draw your own conclusions there. Then the Astros signed him, deciding to accept whatever negative press came with that decisio..

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