Stricker goes low again for US Senior Open 36-hole mark; Kelly 2 strokes back

Check out highlights from day 2 of the U.S. Senior Open featuring Jerry Kelly, Rocco Mediate, Marco Dawson, Chris Dimarco, Bernhard Langer, Paul Lawrie, Steve Stricker, Joe Durant and Gary Nicklaus.

Kevin WinterThat headline probably seems like a bad madlib right now and for that we apologize. But that's only because you haven't heard the latest joint from Twitter's hottest new MC, @DonZemmer, who just dropped a fire remix of Eminem's classic pump-up track “Lose Yourself” that replaces all of the original lyrics with the names of ex-MLB players. Buckle up, kids. This thing SLAPS.
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Damnnnnn. Someone tell Lil Nas X to take that horse down to Old Town Road and put it out of its misery, because we just found a new song of the summer. Just wait until that beat drops at Terry Steinbach if you don't believe us. If you don't have “Oh Hare Rose Graff Fittery” kicking around in your head until the kids head back to school, stick to your Mozart and leave real music to the rest of us.
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They say everything is bigger in Texas, and we believe it after reading about the house resort former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson recently bought from former MLB All-Star Vernon Wells. This thing might be bigger than the White House.
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Actually, it's not. But at 16,238 square feet, the North Texas property is still massive. And boy, is it stocked with amenities. For a guy who finished his baseball career with a .270 average and 270 home runs, Vernon Wells did damn well for himself.
The estate features a 90,000-gallon swimming pool that Shamu could comfortably live in. A private stocked lake to go fishing in. A full movie theater. A batting cage so Rex can take some cuts. And both a regular gym AND a “pro-athlete gym.” Rex is going to be so ripped. Here's a look at some photos, courtesy of listing agent Alicia Chmielewski with Kellen Williams:
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MLB PhotosHot dogs, cold Budweiser, and sweltering heartland bleachers that you can (and probably will) fry an Oreo on. There’s nothing more American than a ballgame…unless of course said ballgame is being played an ocean away under the shadow of Big Ben, as it will be this weekend for the MLB’s inaugural London Series. Pitting the Red Sox and Yankees—two of ‘Murica's most ‘Murican franchises—against each other for the first time on foreign soil, the MLB’s latest desperate attempt at relevance got us thinking: What would baseball look like if America had lost the Revolutionary War? As it turns out, totally different and entirely the same.
“Take Me Out to the Ballgame” replaced by “God Save the Queen”
Red Sox United swap “Sweet Caroline” for “Hey Jude”.
Yankees now Yankee Doodle Dandies
Gotta keep the colonists in line.
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No more Mr. October or November
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There are a litany of controversial items in the Rules of Golf. Go ahead and add “birdhouses” to the list.

Watch highlights from the opening round of the 2019 U.S Senior Open. Steve Stricker and David Toms are tied for the lead at 8-under par after 18 holes.

Steve Stricker shoots 8-under par in the opening round of the 2019 U.S. Senior Open. He's currently tied for the lead with David Toms.