Here are some things to remember this holiday season: Mom likes candles, Dad hates everything, cousin Joey is allergic to nuts, uncle Randy voted for Trump, the cat is in the box you just threw out, eggnog isn't a food group, you can't buy happiness, Holiday Inn has a blackface scene, the turkey needs to come out of the oven, and, last but not least, Kevin from Home Alone was dead the whole time.
FacebookPinterestWell, at least according to this fan theory first popularized by The Daily Beast's Erin Gloria Ryan back in 2017 that we are now resurfacing because it's Christmas and we all need to something to argue about with our families over the dinner table.
According to the Ryan, the movie—and it's litany of convenient plot holes such as why didn't Kevin call for help, how are the Wet Bandits still alive after those paint cans, and why wasn't Kevin removed from the McAllister household by child services sometime between Home Alone and Home Alone 2—all..

Golf instructor Hank Haney has filed a lawsuit against the PGA Tour, alleging the tour has harbored a “vendetta” against him.

There were some truly preposterous goals in the NHL last night. Yes, yes, we hear you, pucks fans. There are every night. The internet just doesn't fetishize them like they do every single dunk in the NBA ever. But last night was on another level. I mean, Auston Matthews did this. Come on.
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1207115833102815237?s=20
Seriously, how do you complete with that? Well, if you're Andrei Svechnikov and you collect the puck behind the net with the game tied 2-2 midway through the second period, you simply scoop that sucker up, and wrap it right in past the goalie's earhole because you got it like that.
https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1207126469043982336
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Incredibly, this is the second time Svechnikov has scored “Michigan”-style in the span of six weeks, converting an eerily similar goal against the Flames on October 29th. Note to opposing defenses: D..

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Welcome to another edition of The Grind where we wish Johnny Miller had been there for the Presidents Cup. Big blown leads. A virtuoso performance by Tiger Woods. A near altercation between players. An actual altercation between a caddie and a fan. Shot-shaping galore. Johnny would have been in his element. Still, there’s plenty that went down Down Under for us to talk about. Let’s do it.
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Tiger Woods:
FacebookPinterestRob CarrThe U.S. captain led his team on the course. He led his squad in song on the team bus. Oh yeah, he also went 3-0-0 in his matches. And he started to remove his hat before his final winning putt had dropped. Baller!
https://twitter.com/GolfChannel/status/1206040362093105152
What a remarkable way for Woods to cap what has been a remarkable year. He won the Masters. He tied Sam Snead’s PGA Tour record for career wins. He won the Presidents Cup by pulling double duty. And, again, he won the freaking MASTERS! Forget about the Brooks Koepka vs. Rory Mc..

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Steven Adams is seven feet of sound bite. The Thunder big man has exactly two states: Saying what's on his mind and waiting for something to pop into his mind to say. On NBA free agency: “I don't keep up with that sh*t mate. I just show up and whoever’s on the team, cool.” On his autobiography: “I didn’t write it…I can barely read.” On drilling last night's game-winning free throw to down the Bulls:
https://twitter.com/UpTheThunder/status/1206779988353134592
We hope that Adams is speaking colloquially, not literally. And he probably is . . . probably. But still, it's fascinating (and refreshing) to hear a pro athlete admit to bowel-shaking anxiety in a decisive, game-ending scenario. If it were anyone else, you would get some boiler plate schlock about “executing” and “trusting my guys to go out and make plays.” Adams is talking about soiling himself.
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