One of Jimmy Kimmel's oldest, bestest bits is Mean Tweets, wherein famous people who have built multi-million-dollar careers on not reading the comments are forced to, you guessed it, read the comments. As you know, the internet can be a harsh and unforgiving hellscape, and many a carefully manicured, immaculately smelling ego has been bruised via Kimmel's favorite celebrity grounding device. Not NBA twins Brook and Robin Lopez, however, who turned the 2019 NBA Edition of Mean Tweets into Mean Tweets: After Dark on Thursday. Fellas, take it away.
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When the Tweet begins with “If Brook and Robin Lopez are really twins…” you really think it's heading in a different (albeit equally depraved) direction. But then Robin Lopez comes out of left field with a deadpan to haunt your dreams for the rest of eternity:
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Congressional QuarterlyBig news from the front today, where brave Gen Z battalions, under the leadership of Millennial High Command, dealt a massive blow to the Baby Boomer resistance, naming a whopping eight Scripps National Spelling Bee co-champions as the Generation Wars rage on unabated. Sources embedded with Boomer forces say that while the defeat has indeed put a dent morale, there is hope it will be a galvanizing moment for the novelty bumpersticker industry, which could yet propel the Boomers to a decisive victory with an arsenal of new participation trophy jokes.
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Emma Talley earned the biggest win of her life at the Country Club of Charleston in 2013. That week she also probably earned enough points on her Subway card (Yes, sandwiches, not underground transportation) to eat for free at the fast-food joint for a month. Fueled by footlongs every day, the University of Alabama product won the U.S. Amateur.
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Well, Talley returned to the site of that victory for this week's U.S. Women's Open. And it looks like she's sticking to the same game food plan.
Here's what Talley tweeted on Thursday afternoon:
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Earlier in the week, Talley told Golfweek's Beth Ann Nichols she would be returning for her usual, a turkey sub with no cheese. And why not? After all, Bubba Watson ate burritos all week during his two Masters victories.
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