About this time last year, America was losing its collective shit over IT, a vivid reimagining of Stephen King's classic yarn about a homicidal, child-devouring demon masquerading as a homicidal, child-devouring clown. If you thought ol' Pennywise was terrifying, however, just wait until you see the Philadelphia Flyers' new mascot Gritty, a googly-eyed, marmalade monster that will haunt you into the box and possibly beyond. Apologies if you're finally starting to sleep through the night again, but this horror is simply too great to bear on our own:
https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1044244470806523905
https://twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/1044244550485774336
https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/1044267923123113984
Does anyone else feel their soul squirming like ants under a magnifying glass?
FacebookPinterestFacebookPinterestFacebookPinterestGritty is already currying favor with the Phlyer Phaithphul by threatening the cross-state Penguins on Twitter, but how..