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$40,000 worth of marijuana found in golf bags, slightly topping your discovery of an unused glove in side pocket

For many golfers, finding a brand-new golf ball in the fescue is Christmas morning. Given the rising costs of course ammo, a hacker feels like they've just made off with the Lufthansa Heist. What U.S. Border Patrol agents uncovered in Texas is of slightly higher value.
The AP reports that agents located abandoned golf bags near Brownsville in monitoring the Rio Grande last week. And what was in said bags was not exactly a new set of sticks. Officials say the bags were stuffed with 50 pounds of marijuana. An amount worth close to $40,000.
https://twitter.com/CBPRGV/status/1024070240651628544
Before you ask, no, this wasn't a leftover bag from our weed investigation, and we doubt Snoop Dogg was in town for a quick nine.
Officials think the marijuana was going to be taken to a golf course close by. No arrests have been announced.
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ESPN8 “The Ocho” is back with even more Ocho

Calling all disc whizzes, cornhole holers, and spikeballers. All dashers, dodgers, and dart pros. ESPN8 “The Ocho”—the pinnacle of random, 2004 Vince Vaughn comedy-inspired sports programming—will be returning to national airwaves on August 8th for an unlikely encore. Take it away, Pepper:
Featuring 24-straight hours of sports best watched after five too many weed gummy bears—from the Cornhole ACL Pro Invitational to the 2006 Johnsonville Brat Eating World Championship—ESPN8 “The Ocho” will hold ESPN 2 hostage for 24 straight hours, beginning with a midnight screening of Dodgeball: An Underdog Story and raging on unabated from there. The TV event of summer, which will also include a Trey Wingo-hosted Sportscenter, a special edition of E:60, and more digital shoulder programming than you can shake a family data plan at, will be brought to you commercial free thanks to the selfless saints at KFC.
Already called your boss (and dealer) to let them know you won't be making it in next W..

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The least-used and loneliest emojis on Twitter

NurPhotoOver in the Twitterverse, two things have become popular: posting hideously racist/sexist/homophobic tweets as a teenager and then developing into a major league pitcher, and using emojis. That second one makes sense because only 19% of Twitter is actual words; the rest of it is made up of froth-mouthed shrieking, Russian AI and famous people talking very enthusiastically about their preferred brand of face cream.
Yet these days everything is tracked, and for every exceedingly popular emoji — such as tears-of-joy-faces and sentient poops — there’s a sad counterpoint, an unloved, unwanted little icon moping down there in your keyboard tray, neglected. (There is even a Twitter account for the least-used emoji of the day, because of course there is.) As such, here are Twitter’s least-used emojis, as reported by Twitter and the BBC.
FacebookPinterest1. Picture of ABCD
What is it? The input symbol for “Latin capital letters,” which you only need if you’re tweeting grammatically accu..

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Battle Creek Bombers offer free tickets for life to fans dumb enough to get tattoo of their mascot

People will do anything for a free shit. And it doesn't have to be good free shit. People still eat Cracker Jacks for a sticker of a snake wearing a crown or whatever, and Cracker Jacks are just 1,000 calories of cardboard. But you know what, don't take our word for it. Just turn your attention to beautiful Battle Creek, Michigan, where the Battle Creek Bombers—12 year veterans of the independent Northwoods League—just offered the first dozen fans dumb enough to get their logo permanently tattooed on their body free tickets for life. If this sounds slightly irresponsible to you, just wait until you see the logo:
FacebookPinterestYep. It's a freaking mosquito—literally the most despised sentient being on earth. This is no zany minor-league promotion. This is a sick social experiment. This is class warfare. If you think Brian Cashman is a monster, just imagine this front office brainstorm:
“I say, Rufus, what do think these disgusting peasants would do for a
$12 ticket?”
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