Boston GlobeNEWTON, MA – APRIL 16: Runners climb Heartbreak Hill during the Boston Marathon in Newton, Mass., April 16, 2018. (Photo by Craig F. Walker/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)The Boston Marathon is an event in which many thousands of people elect to run 26 miles of hills to Boston, so it’s already a little weird. But even by inhumanly strange standards, the 2018 edition provided an awful lot of bonus weird. Just a few of the things that happened on the Boston Marathon course/Ice Bowl/Rocky IV training circuit this weekend.
• First of all, America crushed. Sure, we’re a nice country that’s produced sweet soul music, pocket technology and Beyonce, but we’re not usually this collectively good at running, which is why supportive marathon signs usually say something like “You Are All Kenyans To Us!” Yet at Boston we stormed: Desiree Linden became the first American to win in 33 years, finishing in 2:39.54, running the last six miles uncontested and eventually consuming, we are as..