The Houston Astros are new to this whole World Series thing. They're also Jedi masters of total, comic failure. At their home opener on Monday night, that unstoppable force met the historically immovable object, and the failworks inevitably ensued. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOUR WORLD CHAMPION HOUSTON ASTROS!!!
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So to recap: Last year, the Astros won a World Series for the first time in their 55-year history, and on April 2nd, 2017—the final, triumphant night of their months-long coronation—they couldn't even rig a damn bed sheet to fall without the assistance of three leaf blower-armed stooges. Now if that ain't 'Stros baseball, hoo boy, I don't know what is.
In their defense, though, reigning AL MVP Jose Altuve still seemed to enjoy this spectacular clusterf—k more than meeting the President of the American republic (another spectular clusterf—k, depending on who you ask):
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We're all about golfers pushing style boundaries to look less like, well, golfers. But the Mizzen+Main button-down dress shirt Phil Mickelson is wearing during Tuesday's practice round with Tiger Woods (and Fred Couples and Thomas Pieters) pushes boundaries in a questionable direction.
FacebookPinterestAndrew RedingtonAn ill-fitting gingham shirt screams, “I trade stocks on Wall Street from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.,” far louder than, “I'm teeing it up at Augusta National on a humid, 90-degree day.” Phil's Mizzen+Main Kennedy button-down, which is plastered with a “Workday” logo and doesn't fit quite right, is generating plenty of chatter.
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Some notable comments from our Instagram post above:
@johnc14: Phil going to work at KMPG after the round?
@doraziojohn: When you have to play a practice round with Tiger at 9 but you have work at 10
@mr_jayking83: Phil just left the office to catch a quick 9 😂..

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