Luiten and Coetzee share the lead in Portugal Masters (Sep 21, 2017)

VILAMOURA, Portugal (AP) Joost Luiten of the Netherlands and George Coetzee of South Africa each shot 7-under-par 64 to share the lead in the first round of the Portugal Masters on Thursday.

Luiten had seven birdies in a bogey-free round in the morning at Dom Pedro Victoria Golf Course, and Coetzee matched him in the afternoon after starting with six birdies in his first eight holes.

They take a one-stroke lead over Nino Bertasio of Italy, Gregory Havret of France, Jason Scrivener of Australia, Callum Shinkwin of England, and Ashun Wu of China.

”I’m very happy, 7-under, no bogeys, seven birdies – that’s what you want every day,” said Luiten, who missed three cuts in his last four tournaments. ”I knew my game wasn’t far off and the good thing about golf is there’s always next week. This week it feels nice.”

Coetzee had an impressive start and posted a 30 at the turn, but ended with a bogey and two birdies in his final nine holes.

”I read an article yesterday about 59-watch and..

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Europe appoints Matthew as captain for 2019 Solheim Cup

LONDON (AP) Catriona Matthew has been appointed as captain of Europe for the 2019 Solheim Cup, which will be staged in her native country of Scotland.

The decision was announced on Thursday.

The 48-year-old Matthew made her ninth Solheim Cup appearance as a player in Europe’s 16 1/2-11 1/2 loss to the United States in Iowa last month. She has won 22 points in her career, leaving her third on Europe’s all-time list.

Matthew takes over from Annika Sorenstam, for whom she was a vice-captain this year before being called up as a late injury replacement.

The 2019 Solheim Cup will take place on the PGA Centenary Course at Gleneagles.

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Happy 33rd Birthday to CDs, which are all now shoved into your damp and humid crawlspaces

Ami VitaleINDIANAPOLIS — Thirty-three years ago today, an event of monumental cultural significance took place just down the road here in Terre Haute, Ind., a quiet, unassuming southern Indiana town known primarily for smelling like a barn full of tire fires.
The event: The first-ever production of a commercial compact disc—a.k.a. the CD—which occurred on Sept. 21, 1984, forever burning in Indiana’s place in music history, alongside (rifles through papers) Michael Jackson and Cole Porter and Axl Rose and Hoagy Carmichael and John Mellencamp and David Lee Roth and Wes Montgomery and yes I get me a little defensive about Indiana. You guys make your flyover-corn and Fat Bob Knight gags, but without us, there would be no “Mr. Brownstone” and that is a Hoosier fact.
(FUN FACT: The first CD ever made in America? It was a pretty good one.)
I bring this up because:
This is the internet, which is piteously obsessed with literally any droplet of culture that previously existed anywhere ever, and..

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Death Wish coffee recalled for actually being deadly

Of the six-trillion unfortunate byproducts of capitalism, misleading—or outright false—advertising is by far one of the most familiar. This app helps your precious little detention MVP pass algebra. This berry cures poverty. This LED light makes your package bigger, and so on and so forth until the closets are full, the creditors are knocking, and suddenly you find yourself wondering what you did with that waffle maker-cum-home-security system. For Death Wish Coffee, however, a little false advertising might not have been such a bad thing, as it turns out their new Nitro Cold Brew, well, might actually kill you.
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According to Syracuse.com, the Upstate roaster—best known for pumping a day's worth of caffeine into a single cup (and winning that Super Bowl commercial contest a few years back)—has recalled their Nitro Cold Brew cans after a Cornell lab discovered a toxin in the coffee that could potentially cause a fatal degenerat..

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Pennsylvania high school golfer has 2 holes-in-one in round

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) A Pennsylvania high school golfer has defied huge odds by recording two holes-in-one in the same round.

Parkland High School golfer Ben Tetzlaff tells The (Allentown) Morning Call (http://bit.ly/2wCyfXn ) he still can’t believe the feat, which came during a nine-hole practice round Monday at Iron Lakes Country Club.

The National Hold-In-One Registry calculated the odds of the feat at 67 million-to-1.

Parkland coach Scott Levan says he missed the first ace, but saw the second when Tetzlaff hit a 9-iron on the 140-yard sixth hole. Tetzlaff had already sunk a gap wedge on the 104-yard second hole.

Tetzlaff’s career-low round is a 76 he shot at Allentown Municipal Golf Course. He hopes to play golf in college.

Tetzlaff says, ”I still can’t believe it and I’m the one who did it.”

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Information from: The Morning Call, http://www.mcall.com

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Pennsylvania high school golfer has 2 holes-in-one in round

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) A Pennsylvania high school golfer has defied huge odds by recording two holes-in-one in the same round.

Parkland High School golfer Ben Tetzlaff tells The (Allentown) Morning Call (http://bit.ly/2wCyfXn ) he still can’t believe the feat, which came during a nine-hole practice round Monday at Iron Lakes Country Club.

The National Hold-In-One Registry calculated the odds of the feat at 67 million-to-1.

Parkland coach Scott Levan says he missed the first ace, but saw the second when Tetzlaff hit a 9-iron on the 140-yard sixth hole. Tetzlaff had already sunk a gap wedge on the 104-yard second hole.

Tetzlaff’s career-low round is a 76 he shot at Allentown Municipal Golf Course. He hopes to play golf in college.

Tetzlaff says, ”I still can’t believe it and I’m the one who did it.”

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Information from: The Morning Call, http://www.mcall.com

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The Crying Jordan meme makes it onto Jeopardy!, sadly, isn’t going anywhere

Just when you thought the Crying Jordan meme was dying down, it got a boost on Wednesday night. Thanks a lot, Jeopardy!
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The quiz show had a “Memes” category and Crying Jordan was one of the questions/answers. Obviously. And of course, one of the contestants, Justin, quickly took advantage. Check out the clip:
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/910660513113296896
Since 2015, the photo of a weepy Michael Jordan at his 2009 NBA Hall of Fame Induction has been routinely photoshopped into a wide variety of situations. People took a nice moment for MJ and used it to make fun of him and just about everyone and everything else they could think of. People are mean. Although, yes, some of these memes are amusing.
https://twitter.com/JRAM_91/status/661054599671889920
https://twitter.com/woodymlb4/status/691396622153039873
And of course, the GOAT of the crying NBA GOAT memes, Crying Jordan meets the Villanova piccolo playe..

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2 trophies on the line as PGA Tour season ends at East Lake

ATLANTA (AP) Two trophies are better than one, especially when one of them comes with $10 million.

The PGA Tour’s season ends this week at the Tour Championship, and that means the end of the FedEx Cup season that began 342 days ago in California’s wine country. The top five seeds only have to win the tournament to claim the richest bonus in golf, though there has been three occasions that the FedEx Cup was won by someone else.

Bill Haas won it as the No. 25 seed, making him the inspiration for long shots.

It sounds like a sure-fire recipe for excitement Sunday, and last year was proof of that. Rory McIlroy, the No. 6 seed, had to hole a shot from the fairway for eagle on the 16th hole to get into a three-man playoff that he eventually won.

This year holds the promise of split trophies – one Tour Championship winner, a different FedEx Cup champion – because the competition has been extraordinarily tight, and the depth of talent is greater than ever.

That hasn’t happened since..

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