Heads up, guys, if you bite your opponent’s penis, you’ll get a five-year ban from competitive soccer

SDI ProductionsSoccer is weirdly the thirstiest sport. Over the course of the past year and a half or so, we've written about a World Cup legend advising young players to have as much sex as possible during the tournament, a top-tier coach mandating that his players always be on the bottom when making love, and a Barcelona star pledging to donate his testicles if his team lost their Champions League semifinal (spoiler alert: they did). Maybe this comes with the territory when some of the best players on earth hail from places like Brazil and France, or perhaps it's just something in the Gatorade Carabao. Whatever the case, we come to you today bearing more oddly sexual exploits from the world of soccer, where this week an amateur player in France was banned for five years for biting his opponent in the penis. Yes, we said bite. Also PENIS.
OK, so that's not footage of the incident. That's just the Prime Minister of Britain, in case you're also wondering about t..

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Giancarlo Stanton—guy who played 18 games last year—says he would hit 80 HRs if he cheated liked the Astros

Paul BereswillTuesday was a big day for Astros bashing across the Majors. As was Monday, as was Sunday, as was Saturday, as was, well, you get the picture. The hottest thing in baseball right now isn't Tommy John or “openers,” it's sh*tting on the 'Stros. And rightfully so. They cheated. Or rather they cheated in ways that exceeded baseball's arbitrarily established cheating threshold. They won. Not just a lot of games, either. A World Series, or as commissioner Rob Manfred recently put it, “a piece of metal.” Not since the 2009 Yankees, had a team flaunted the rules as successfully as the Houston Astros, and now people are pissed about it. Like, really, really pissed. And at the vanguard of the pitchfork and torch-wielding uprising? Those very same New York Yankees! Shocker, I know.
On Tuesday, Aaron Judge donned his powdered wig and rang his gavel, solemnly decreeing the Astros' 2017 World Series championship null and void. And maybe he was right. So far in h..

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“Thank You Tiger” hashtag had golf Twitter sweating the future of Tiger Woods

On Tuesday night, New Japan Pro-Wrestling (think WWE but crazier . . . and in Japan) celebrated the retirement of legendary referee Tiger Hattori with a star-studded retirement event at Korakuen Hall in Tokyo. After 38 years wearing the stripes for the world's second-largest wrestling entertainment brand, the other Tiger wrapped things up in style, officiating two special retirement matches including the likes of Shinjo Takagi, Toru Yano, and more. In the wrestling world, it was cause for celebration and reflection. Elsewhere in the sports niche cosmos, however, the trending hashtag #ThankYouTiger spurred a collective anxiety attack, sending golf Twitter scrambling for the clarity on the status of their own beloved Big Cat.
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This Masters-themed bathroom is a beautiful sight to behold

The master bathroom is a staple of most houses. Unfortunately, the Masters-themed bathroom is not.
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But one super golf fan shared photos off his private nook that doubles as a tribute to Augusta National Golf Club. And it's spectacular.
Thanks to Fox Sports' Shane Bacon for asking Twitter followers to share “the dorkiest golf thing” about themselves on Tuesday. There were some great responses, but this one from Gregg Thompson took the (urinal) cake:
https://twitter.com/golf69ski88/status/1229963398936498176/photo/2
Look at that shower curtain! And that putting green! Now those are home improvements that will help property value.
And you can barely see the toilet behind that green wall. Talk about a true Amen Corner, am I right?
Not surprisingly, Bacon was also impressed.
https://twitter.com/shanebacon/status/1229965410469961728
We couldn't agree more.
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