Can't stand Skip Bayless? Well, just imagine being married to the guy. Dinner is eaten at a to-scale replica of the Undisputed desk. Sunday funday is spent crying about the Cowboys. There's a life-size cut-out of Shannon Sharp by the shower that you regularly catch him screaming at in various state of undress. It's not a pretty scene, but it's one Ernestine Sclafani Bayless has somehow managed to navigate since her marriage to sports talk's very own Exxon Valdez back in 2016. That Ernestine is still sane, let alone married, is a testament to her strength and bravery in the face of untold horrors, and now she's sharing her hard-won wisdom in the form of a new book, Balls: How to Keep Your Relationship Alive with a Sports-Obsessed Guy, a survival handbook for similarly afflicted partners of assholes “sports fans.”
FacebookPinterestRELATED: Skip Bayless flirts with worst take in sports history, can barely resist its intoxicating pull
Honestly, we don't k..

Welcome to another edition of The Grind where we wish there was as much public outcry over slow play in golf as there has been over the length of The Irishman. Three hours and 29 minutes is a long flick, but that’s just the front nine if J.B. Holmes is playing a major. Let's focus on what's really important, people! Speaking of which, even a “slow” week produced two PGA Tour weddings, a heroic European Tour effort, and some friendly fire among Ryder Cup teammates. So let's dive in. With all due respect to Marty Scorsese, this director's cut will be a lot easier to digest.
WE'RE BUYING
Pablo Larrazabal: The Spaniard won for the first time in more than four years and he did it in heroic fashion at the Alfred Dunhill Championship. After shooting six over on his front nine, Larrazabal responded with three birdies over his final four holes to win the European Tour’s season-opener in South Africa by one. And he did it all with a debilitating … blister. That’s right..

Tee times and viewer's guide for the Hero World Challenge at the Albany Golf Club in The Bahamas.

Golf Notes: An eye on the size of the Masters field, Mickelson rebuts criticism of Saudi appearance

Keep it moving, folks. Nothing to see here but a 51-year-old man in a windbreaker chomping on a cigar and crushing dingers over a 15-foot tall outfield fence with room to spare. Apparently it's some guy named Gary Sheffield—just your average Joe Blow—so don't waste your time. Go home to your families. Belly up to the bar. Hop a boxcar headed west with nothing but a hobo sack and a pocket full of dreams. Honestly we don't care what you do with the vibrant, fertile oasis that is your life, but don't spend it watching some old dude hit baseballs.
Or not. Have it your way, you fools.
LoadingView on Instagram
RELATED: Aaron Judge promises fan he'll hit home run, obviously hits home run
See? Like we said, nothing special. Sure, some of those balls still haven't landed. Yes, he's going after that cigar harder than MJ at the turn. But still, come on. You could be compiling Baby Yoda memes or something. USE WHAT LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT IN THIS EXISTENCE WISE..

When Scotty Cameron brings out a new creation golfers get a little excited. His Phantom X 12.5 intro is likely no different.

Michelle Wie and Trevor Immelman are joining CBS Sports in 2020, as the network continues to retool its coverage for the 2020.

Golf glance

Shop the Golf Digest SELECT sale for discounts on one-of-a-kind golf gifts

Golf Digest's ranking of America's Best New Golf Courses for 2019: Here's what our panelists say about this year's honorees