Watch this poor bastard accidentally cause a domino effect with golf bags

Men carry themselves with an undeserved sense of confidence. We think we have Herculean powers, when in truth most of us have the vitality of those “before” photos in workout commercials. Does that stop us from flying to the sun? Of course not. It just makes the fall that much more spectacular.
Especially when the cameras are rolling.
Like they were at the Golf Exchange in Florence, Ky. this past week, where video caught an employee attempting to rack a golf bag on a raised shelf. It's clear from the get-go this fella needs the help of a ladder or chair, but no no no, he's a MAN, he's got this under control. All he has to do is reach a little higher, maybe stand on his toes …
FacebookPinterestThe domino effect? A defeat in itself. But life doesn't let you just take the losses; it grabs your occipital bone, looks you in the eye, and smushes your face into the earth. A sentiment perfectly encapsulated by that final God-forsaken grey bag…
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Carmelo Anthony doing his patented “FOH” rebound move, then hitting a 3 marked his official return to the NBA

History will show that Carmelo Anthony made his long-awaited return to the NBA on Tuesday night (was it really “long-awaited”?), when his new team, the Portland Trail Blazers, lost 115-104 on the road in New Orleans. Melo was in peak Melo form, shooting 4-for-14 from the field and posting a +/- of -20 (!!).
But Melo did not truly return until Thursday night in Milwaukee, where he pulled out one of his patented Melo moves in another Portland loss to the Bucks. About halfway through the third quarter, with the Blazers trailing by 11, Milwaukee's Wes Matthews drove to the bucket and went for a layup, bricking it off the back iron. Melo jumped to grab the board and screamed “F— OUTTA HERE,” then dished the ball to Rodney Hood before getting it back at the other end and immediately shooting (and making) a three:
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This, my friends, is the most Melo sequence in Melo's career. My personal favorite part was the very beginning ..

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Inter Milan manager Antonio Conte’s advice to players: Have the laziest sex possible

Claudio Villa – InterYou've long heard rumors of Europe's free-spirited nature—loosed from the shackles of inhibition and traditional swimwear. There's a place in France, so on and so forth. And perhaps that's still true. The last place I was overseas, was Scotland, and they don't have a lot of nude beaches there. But as it turns out, when it comes to superstar athletes and their, er, extracurriculars, the Euros are just as tightly wound as their American counterparts. Sure, stateside sports fans wring their hands over innocent Miami boat trips, advanced stats in cities with good strip clubs, and which Thunder bench player owes what porn star how much, but the Europeans have gone a step farther: They're literally advising players on how to have a sex in order to best support the team. Just ask Antonio Conte, manager of Italian soccer giant Inter Milan, who had this to say about his sex tactics training sessions in a recent interview with L'Equipe:
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