These are the golf-specific insults worth taking to HR

At Golf Digest, where our staff represents a cross section of golf snobs and extended adolescents, golf insults are as plentiful around the office as paper clips. Your hitchy swing, your pretentious attire, the one time you shanked a ball off the protective wall at a driving range—it is not a setting for the hyper-sensitive, or anyone who plumb bobs.
The other day I made the mistake of posting a short swing video, a simple little wedge shot, and I swiftly came under assault for how the clubface slid under the ball at impact. The nickname “Sammy Scoops” has sadly stuck.
It brought to mind that for all the serious harassment that can arise in a workplace setting, your golf identity leaves you exposed in ways your typical HR department can’t really appreciate—unless they’re golfers, too. Among the most sensitive areas:
You’re too slow: Perhaps the most obvious, especially these days. Playing slow is like chronic halitosis: it’s one person’s challenge, but everyone else suffers. And it’s a..

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This might be the most incredible stat of Albert Pujols’ career, which is saying a lot

ElsaOne of my favorite pastimes is scouring the Baseball Reference pages of many of the game's legends, and while there are better ones (Barry Bonds, ever heard of him?), one of the best pages to stare at in stunned disbelief is the page of Albert Pujols. Go ahead and look, I'll be here when you get back.
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Seriously, how insane is that rookie year? He put up MVP numbers, then eventually won three MVPs and finished second in the voting FOUR times. Four straight 40-plus homer seasons, 10 straight seasons of 100-plus RBIs to begin his career, led the league in OPS and slugging three times, had a .400-plus OBP nine of his first 10 seasons in the MLB and nearly won the Triple Crown in 2010. Each number is more eye-popping than the last.
Unfortunately, Pujols time in an Angels uniform has somewhat marred what is surely a first-ballot Hall of Fame career. That was always going to b..

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