Come all ye faithful. Young and old, rich and poor. Gather round and bear witness, for it is the holiest of holy weeks, a time for open doors and good tidings, friendship and billowing flow. A time when the bountiful salad of the gods overfloweth from every bowl. Humble hockey pilgrims near and far, it is time for the revealing of the 2019 Minnesota High School All Hockey-Hair Team, so give thanks and rejoice for this momentous occasion comes but once a year.
Behold, the Chosen Ones…
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On the Wednesday of Players week, PGA Tour caddies compete in a closest-to-the pin contest at TPC Sawgrass' infamous island-green 17th hole for charity. But if there's ever a similar contest among PGA Tour WAGs, we know who we're putting our money on.
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From time to time, we've seen the sweet swing of Erin Walker, wife of 2016 PGA champ Jimmy Walker on display. And on Monday, the six-time PGA Tour winner showed off Erin's attempt on No. 17 during a practice round. Check it out:
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Not too shabby, indeed.
As Walker's swing coach, Butch Harmon, points out in the comment section, Erin “could sell that shot on Sunday.” For a lot. Countless golfers have seen their dreams of winning a Players title sink along with their golf balls in the water guarding the 17th green, but Erin made the shot look easy.
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Scott Halleran/Getty ImagesImagine going to Paris and discovering the Eiffel Tower is under renovation, or buying your son a Lakers ticket for his birthday only to realize LeBron James is now on a minutes restriction (okay, bad example). Then you can sympathize with the plight of these poor golfers, who were told during their round at the Players Stadium Course at TPC Sawgrass—a track whose tee time costs half your paycheck—that the famous Island Green was closed for the day.
Or so they thought.
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The video team at Skratch played the following prank on a group of hackers, and their reactions should be captured and hung in the Louvre:
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Well done, although we're slightly worried about the fate of the actor/faux marshal. The old man who kept repeating “That's not funny” looks like he's dug a few sand graves off U.S. 50 in his day, if you catch our drift.
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Frederick Breedon(Photo by Frederick Breedon/Getty Images)To say University of Cincinnati basketball coach and human volcano Mick Cronin has Napoleon complex is a slight to Napoleon. (Which, if Cronin read this, would further infuriate him and possibly cause the first known self-combustion.) College basketball coaches are not a breed known for tranquility, but Cronin's weekly performance of the Lilliputian Hulk is a sight to be seen. He stomps like a kid denied candy at Toys 'R' Us, has a righteous look of indignation after every call that would make Tim Duncan blush, and screams at his players in the vein of a prisoner at a wayward juvenile in a “Scared Straight” program. The guy once missed half a season dealing with an unruptured aneurysm and somehow returned less chill.
But while it's tough to top challenging an opposing player to a fight, Cronin's latest hard-guy act has truly outdone himself.
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Golf etiquette is a fickle mistress; a course-to-course, player-to-player gray area with 1 trillion contextual suggestions and like seven actual rules. Like every other public establishment in the western world, one of those is no shoes, no shirt, no service, unless, of course, you're J.J. Watt, who took to the 'Gram on Sunday to rub his preferred golf attire (or lack thereof) in the nose of golf cops across the internet. Remember when we were all debating the moral quandary of high tops?
But how a big a violation is Watt's notably fabric-less postcard and what else might we learn from his idyllic golf getaway? We put the quarterback nightmare's probably very staged candid under the Anatomy Of microscope to find out. When all was said and done, there wasn't much left to the imagination.
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