Alright, fine, so you’re retroactively lukewarm on “The Force Awakens.” You’re still whining about Leia’s Mary Poppins space-sail in “The Last Jedi,” about how the humor wasn’t quit eat the level of a green puppet Yoda tossing around Luke’s snacks. There’s still plenty of reason to worry about “Solo.” You’re entitled to all those dumb opinions.
But holy sweet mother of the Rancor Keeper, take a gander at this clip from Disney’s forthcoming Millennium Falcon ride.
What you’re seeing here is leaked footage from the Falcon ride that’s coming to the “Star Wars”-themed Galaxy’s Edge parks in 2019 — one at Disneyland in Anaheim, one at Hollywood Studios in Orlando. (Here a more official glimpse of what they look like right now.) If this footage is legit, it shows that the ride isn’t a roller coaster, but a more immersive experience that will find guests PILOTING THE MILLENNIUM FALCON and SHOOTING AT TIE FIGHTERS and ATTACKING A BATTALION OF AT-ATs, once they successfully get through nine hou..