If you're looking for a spare room in an apartment full of vampires, an unpaid internship at Pyramid Scheme LLC, or a drummer named Braun for your new jazz metal band, Craigslist has always been the place to go. But as the sketchy exchange backwater turns 23, it also has become something no one, not even Craig himself, could have anticipated: A snapshot of America's failing marriage complex.
We've already introduced you to the poor sap who was forced to sell his clubs down the river to save a marriage to another human being who doesn't support their partner's hobbies and passions (god speed, buddy), but today our search takes us to Sacramento, where one woman has taken upon it herself to put her husband's cherished money pit—a 1979 Chevy Camaro bedecked in custom Raiders badging—up for immediate sale:
FacebookPinterestFacebookPinterestFacebookPinterestFacebookPinterestNow we don't want to paint all wives as killjoy nags—if you want more of that, go wa..

Alexander HassensteinKOENIGSSEE, GERMANY – JANUARY 20: Sandra Kiriasis (C), head coach of team Jamaica reacts with her athletes Jazmine Fenlator-Victorian and Carrie Russell of Jamaica at Deutsche Post Eisarena Koenigssee after the BMW IBSF World Cup Women`s Bobsleigh World Cup on January 19, 2018 in Koenigssee, Germany. (Photo by Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images For IBSF)Remember that kid who would take his ball home if he wasn't getting up enough shots when you were growing up, ruining the rest of your afternoon because he wasn't getting his way? He was the worst. (If you're reading this Ryan Ruesing, know that I still use your name synonymously for prima donnas and crybabies. You loser.)
Well that kid has emerged at the Olympics in the form of Sandra Kiriasis, head of the Jamaican bobsled team.
Or should we say “former” head. Kiriasis told the BBC that the country's bobsled federation attempted to change her role to “track performance analyst,” which would limi..

During his introductory press conference this past October, New York Mets manager Mickey Callaway spoke in an overly positive manner in regards to the 2018 season. “We're going to spend time with these guys in the clubhouse and I'm going to love every one of them,” Callaway said. “I'm going to show them day in and day out, by the decisions I make, the way I communicate with them, that I truly, truly care about them.” Well, if you thought that was a bit much, the former Cleveland Indians pitching coach took it to a different level of “love” on Valentine's Day.
Once again, Callaway was up to his usual tricks in Port St. Lucie, Florida, on Wednesday, this time speaking in glowing terms about the team's pitching staff, which left a little something to be desired in 2017. “This is the best group of arms and stuff I’ve ever seen, from top to bottom,” he said. But the quote that caused everyone's ears to perk up came when the focus shifted to the bullpen and how ..

The details of the world’s best fantasy golf league, previously secret, have been leaked to us at Golf Digest and it's worth your consideration

What did you get your special someone for Valentine's Day this year? Red roses? Chocolates? Flowers? Boring.
Check out the impressive display of talent four-time European Tour winner Alexander Levy used to express his love (for everyone) to mark the occasion:
https://twitter.com/EuropeanTour/status/963696587494043648
How romantic. These guys are pretty darn good, huh? Talk about “Traj goals.” Oh, did we say “Traj goals”? That's funny, because we just happened to roll out this new T-shirt. Hey, now that seems like it would be a great, out-of-the-box idea for a Valentine's gift. . .
Anyway, nicely done, Alex. And fantastic timing!
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For years I thought I could skate through life never having to write about The Bachelor. I hoped my career choice—editor of a sports website—and personal hangup about spending precious hours of my life consuming content that contributes literally nothing to said life would preclude me from the doom of Totally Fabricated Dating Show Beat Writer.
But when I saw and, more specifically, heard the anthem to the first-ever Bachelor Winter Games, I knew my fate had been sealed. It was simply too good (and by good, I mean oh so very bad) to pass up.
So I have only one question to ask you, America: Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Because this is officially it.
https://twitter.com/BachWinterGames/status/963587267800399874
Now I don't know what The Bachelor Winter Games are [Editor's Note: A four-part reality TV competition in which 14 international bachelors and bachelorettes will join 12 American singles in a small Vermont town for eight televised hours of apres-ski..

Icon SportswireQUEENS, NY – JANUARY 06: DePaul's Guard Justin Roberts #0 gets around St. John's Guard Shamorie Ponds #2 during the first half of a men's BigEast conference basketball game between the DePaul Blue Demon's and the St. John's Red Storm on January 06, 2018, at Carnesecca Arena in Queens, NY. (Photo by David Hahn/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)St. John's will take on DePaul on Wednesday night in a battle of the worst two teams in the Big East. It's hard to imagine anyone caring too much about this unattractive Valentine's Day contest, but the most interested group will be the people associated with two New York high school basketball teams. Yep, two high school basketball teams.
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That's because somehow this game's outcome will serve as the tiebreaker that determines the postseason seeds of Iona Prep and Cardinal Hayes, who finished tied atop the regular..

Movie goers have griped for years that the entertainment industry has run out of ideas, but that sentiment seems particularly verifiable as of late. A new Batman developed two years after Christopher Nolan's Caped Crusader trilogy wraps? Sure. Roll the dice with The Magnificent Seven even though the original holds up? Go for it. Drop $30 million in Tyler Perry's lap to dress like a loquacious dame for the umpteenth time? THAT'S GOLD, JERRY.
But for those still holding onto the fairy tale that is Tinsel Town, go ahead and kiss that magic goodbye. Because they've turned Kyrie Irving's decent, not-as-good-as-you-remember-it commercial into a full-length film. That's right, Uncle Drew is hitting the silver screen.
And no, this isn't some slick, over-the-top Pepsi ad. It has an actual IMDB page and release date. Amazingly pre-sale tickets are not yet available.
Hey, at least Shaq's cinematic body of work is unassailable. This gem should feel right at ..

Dean MouhtaropoulosThe Norwegian curling team goes about as hard in the occipital-lobe-liquefying pants paint as Billy Horschel. If it will please the court…
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FacebookPinterestSTROn Wednesday—which just so happens to be Valentine's Day for those of you who just slammed your laptop shut and took off in a dead sprint toward the nearest Hallmark—however, the Norway curling team outdid not only themselves, but the fashion industry as a whole, taking to the PyeongChang ice clad in these heart-pounding pantaloons:
https://twitter.com/NorwayUS/status/963789834929229824
Yes, these are actual pants worn by actual athletes at an actual Olympics in at least one actual timeline of our existence. They are also—despite Team USA's board-related dominance, the discovery of Russia's Hottest Curler, and the incredible success of out athletes across the Games—perhaps the best thing we've seen at said Olympics thus far. S..

Two people. Three letters. One all-time fail.
An English couple took a trip to Belfast, Ireland to see their favorite band, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Only they wound up seeing the Red Hot Chilli Pipers instead. Whoops.
https://twitter.com/Dunc_Cfc/status/962285258673672192
To be fair, at first glance the two band names are nearly identical. Their styles of music, however, are not. The Pipers, as you may have guessed, rely hail from Scotland and rely heavily on bagpipes. In fact, they call themselves “The Most Famous Bagpipe Band on the Planet,” and we are in no position to dispute that claim.
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Nevertheless, Duncan Robb had no intention of seeing them when he purchased concert tickets as a gift to his girlfriend.
“When I clicked on and got tickets in row Q and for 30 each I thought what a bargain, there must not be many tickets left and snatched them up straight away,” Robb explained to ABC7.com. “Also, I saw the..