Even when the Mets win, they still lose.
Case in point, this soon-to-be-viral announcement of New York ace Jacob deGrom winning the NL Cy Young, an award he 100-percent deserved after his historic year. While many believed he was a lock, there was still that tiny bit of doubt that he could get beat out by Washington Nationals hurler Max Scherzer, who notched 18 wins to go with his 2.53 ERA and 300 strikeouts. deGrom's stats were equally as eye-popping, as he posted an even better ERA of 1.70 and struck out 269 batters, but he lacked in just one area: wins. The right-hander went 10-9, which should be considered a minor miracle because of the team he played for.
Would the writers really choose Scherzer over deGrom, showing the win for starting pitchers still has value? Luckily, for the sake of the Amazins' fanbase, they did not, as deGrom was announced as the winner on Wednesday night, but not before the guy who made the announcement dropped an all-time random dagger on deGrom&..

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I can safely say I had never watched darts highlights before today. I can also now safely say that darts highlights are the best highlights in sports.
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On Wednesday, a clip of one dartsman(?)/darter(?)/dartlete(?), um, let's just go with darts player, doing something really dartsy went viral. And although I couldn't for the life of me understand what was going on (Aren't you supposed to hit the bullseye?), the the call by the announcer — and the reaction of the crowd — was absolutely electric. Check it out:
https://twitter.com/SkySportsDarts/status/1062798779571716096
“THAT IS A STUNNING MOMENT IN THE GRAND SLAM OF DARTS!” Gus Johnson, eat your heart out!
I conferred with co-worker and closet darts aficionado Chris Powers, who explained Dimitri Van den Bergh's “nine darter” or PERFECT LEG as follows:
“You start with 501 points (game is called 501). You hit the middle red, it's triple 20 (60×3=180). Then..

Michael OwensIf you're wondering what it's like to be a Jets fan right now, the answer is a resounding NOT GREAT BOB. On Sunday, your team got whacked 41-10 by Matt Barkley's Buffalo Bills at home, and on Monday you woke up to find that the head coach who led you to said humiliation—and many more like it over the past few years—was still your head coach. Meanwhile your savior is still leading the league in interceptions despite missing an entire game and your children hardly call anymore. So what do you do? Well, if you're 57-year-old New Milford resident Christopher Greyshock, you drown your sorrows in cheap whiskey, get a DWI on the way home from the game, and blame it all on the god damn Jets.
According to the Pascack Valley Daily Voice, officers responded to the scene of an accident at around 5:15 p.m. on Sunday evening to find Greyshock “staggering and swaying” with undisclosed liquid stains on his pants and liquor on his breath. After failing a field sobriety ..

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You have to forgive Patrick Ewing for being just a bit too excited following Georgetown's 88-80 win at Illinois on Tuesday night. After an illustrious playing career (As a Knicks fan, I long for the days of No. 33 roaming the paint at THE GARDEN), Ewing toiled as an NBA assistant coach — never even getting a sniff from the Knicks (What happened to “Once a Knick, ALWAYS a Knick”?!) — for nearly 15 years before finally landing a head coaching gig at his alma mater, Georgetown. And after an expected difficult first season in which he guided the Hoyas to a 15-15 record, the big fella is now on the verge of a big season.
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With their latest victory, the Hoyas moved to 3-0 and afterward, Ewing got a little too graphic when describing one of his players. Have a listen:
https://twitter.com/ballislife/status/1062557962714210305?s=21
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