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Because it's only contested over three days, the Ryder Cup doesn't get started until Friday, which, for golf fans accustomed to getting things underway on Thursdays every week, makes the buildup that much longer. As we speak, Golf Channel is currently running the piece on the time Tiger and Phil played together at the 2004 Ryder Cup for the 300th time, and we still haven't even gotten to the opening ceremony. Just get on with it already!
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Thankfully, this year's A+(+++) crop of WAGs photos from the Ryder Cup Gala have given us something to pass the time. Here were
some of our favorites.
The American Team
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FacebookPinterestAndrew RedingtonGood buddies Annie Verret and Jillian Wisniewski with their boyfriends Jordan and Justin
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Here's a complete rundown of the various odds available for the 2018 Ryder Cup at Le Golf National outside Paris.

The Academy Awards have become nothing short of an abomination. This once-proud awards show somehow quickly turned into a four-hour night of pontificating and ass-kissing by a bunch of sycophants of whose opinions you should not give one shit about. “Oh my goshhh your dress looks so good, NO YOURS DOES! NO DAMMIT! YOURS DOES! HAHA, WELL MAYBE MINE DOES TOO. AREN'T WE ALL SO AMAZING!!” I'd liken sitting through this hot pile of garbage now to a root canal, but I've personally experienced a root canal and lemme tell ya folks, a root canal is more enjoyable.
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THAT BEING SAID, there is one way the Oscars can win me back this February.
How, you ask? Oh, you didn't ask. Cool, I'm going to tell you anyway. If the Academy has one ounce of integrity, they will give this Kingsford Charcoal ad starring Bartolo Colon way-too early consideration for “Best Picture.” I'll even ..

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The PGA Tour's short off-season has been lampooned through the years, but one caddie took advantage of the (limited) time off and created a work of art. Geno Bonnalie made a movie trailer for a fictional film he dubbed “The Quest For Employment,” which features himself as well as his boss, PGA Tour pro Joel Dahmen. And apparently, Bonnalie is part caddie, part Steven Spielberg, because this thing is spectacular. Have a look:
https://twitter.com/GenoBonnalie/status/1044823723621191686
Bravo, Geno. Bravo.
Here was Dahmen's reaction:
https://twitter.com/Joel_Dahmen/status/1044971120145788928
Dahmen and Bonnalie are coming off a successful campaign in which Dahmen earned nearly $1.5 million on the PGA Tour to regain full playing privileges for the 2018-2019 season. A season that starts next week, exactly 11 days after the conclusion of the previous season.
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Technically, Bonnalie and Dahmen, who didn't qualify for the last two tourn..

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