Just when you thought we were home clear. Just when you thought it was August and all we had to worry about from this point forward were homicidal hockey dads and Pop Warner forehead vein guys, the Little League baseball asshole had to rear his ugly head one more time. Take it away, Texas:
Look up pathetic on your interweb dictionary of choice and it's just this gif on loop:
FacebookPinterestAs is usually the case in these situations, there's no shortage of blame to go around. The parent taunting a bunch of kids by shouting “second place ain't bad!” is to blame. The coach blowing a gasket at said taunt is to blame. The guy filming the whole thing while acting righteous but slipping in little escalating jabs here and there is to blame. You know, screw it. Blame everybody but the kids. They're freaking kids and we've been over this already this week. Seriously, throw everybody in the county clink overnight. One toilet. Five idiots. 12 hours. That may seem cruel a..
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Aerosmith’s original tour van found rusting away in Massachusetts woods
We hope you're ready to feel some sweet, sweet emotions, because Aerosmith's original tour van/hotel/STD clinic has apparently been found deep in the backwoods of Chesterfield, Massachusetts. Discovered by Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz on a recent episode American Pickers—a show that, speaking of revelations, is still on the air—the 1964 International Harvester Metro was located on the property of some dude name Phil, who said the van was already on the land when he bought it. It's missing a door, is rusted clean through in places, and probably needs some new spark plugs, but thankfully the important components, like the custom Aerosmith mural on the side, remain more or less intact. You'd think that would have tipped Phil off years ago, but the powers of deduction move a little slower in Western Mass I guess.
After coming across the van, the Picker Boys called in some help from founding Aerosmith member Ray “should probably have ridiculous nickname here, like 'El..
PGA Championship 2018: Tiger Woods opens bogey-double bogey, changes his shirt and promptly makes birdie
Stuart FranklinNot sure if you've heard, but it's STEAMY in St. Louis this week. Even early on Thursday morning at Bellerive, temperatures have crawled up into the 80s and it appears to be quite humid judging by the perspiration from some of the golfers finally getting the PGA Championship officially underway. It's so hot, in fact, that Tiger Woods is already on his second shirt three holes into his opening round. Yes, you read that correctly.
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Following a warm warm-up session, the Tiger Tracker reported that Woods was [“drenched(https://twitter.com/GCTigerTracker/status/1027543532301635586)”] as the 14-time major winner made his way to the 10th tee. Apparently, the heat got to him early, as Woods bogeyed the par-4 10th to open the championship and followed with a disastrous double bogey at the short par-4 11th to fall to three over through two holes. At the 12th, Woods..
PGA Championship 2018: DraftKings is now offering hole-by-hole live golf bets through its sports-betting app—and it’s really dangerous
Unless you live in New Jersey or you're a big-time sports bettor, you might not have heard that sports betting is not only legal in the state, but it's now available on your smartphone. And they have a ton of interesting live golf bets. Talk about dangerous.
With the PGA Championship underway, DraftKings is offering live hole-by-hole bets available within its new sportsbook app, which it just launched Aug. 1, making it the first mobile app for sports betting in New Jersey. This might have you calling your friends in the Garden State to put some wagers down for you.
Early on Thursday, hole-by-hole bets were being offered between playing competitors Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy—who are playing in one of the featured groups with Justin Thomas—and Phil Mickelson and Jason Day.
It appears that DraftKings will offer these live hole-by-hole bets for the PGA Championship throughout the weekend. We're worried for all our readers in New Jersey. With these Thursday groups, you coul..
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