These new “extreme cut” jeans are the dumbest fashion statement since the male romper

Summer is nearly upon us, and that means every idiotic, novelty fashion trend available to the human imagination is about to come spewing out of the proverbial woodwork and into your Twitter feed. This time last year, we were struggling to wrap our heads around the male romper (and, to a lesser extent, swimsuit overalls), and now sartorial hell is back and bolder than ever thanks Carmar Denim's new “extreme cut” “jeans”. Seriously, where's Thanos when you need him?
FacebookPinterestFacebookPinterestFeaturing no front, no back, and no crotch, “extreme cut” jeans are convenient for public restroom emergencies and, to be honest, not much else. But before you, umm, shred Carmar for this Fyre Festival-approved publicity stunt, at least consider the fact you now get to have lunch with your mom while wearing a denim g-sting on top of your regular underwear. Little wins, folks. Little wins.
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Somehow we collectively missed Mark Ruffalo spoiling the Avengers: Infinity War ending nine months ago

How did we miss this? Seriously, how—in an era where TV and movie build-ups have gotten so out of hand that writers consume entire novels just to decode the meaning of a character's tattoo—did we miss this nugget? Forget misconstrued as a red herring; no one even remotely brought this up. And it was right in front of us the entire time.
“It” being this Avengers: Infinity War reveal from star Mark Ruffalo:
https://twitter.com/GMA/status/886662985166471168
Look at Don Cheadle's face! His “The f*** you doing man?” expression deserves its own three-picture MCU deal. As it should be, considering…
SPOILER ALERT
…Ruffalo gave away the film's exact ending. Of course, only a moron believes all the heroes that perished at the hands of Thanos are really gone. Not only is there another Avengers movie in the pipeline, but most of the departed stars have sequels in the works. (And “Black Panther 2: R.I.P. T'Challa” and “Spiderman: Still Dead” would be tough sells.) Still, the..

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Oh good, WWE wrestler Kane just won a mayoral primary in Tennessee

Reagan, Ventura, Schwarzenegger, Trump, Kid Rock. America's long lineage of bloated celebrity caricatures ascending to the highest echelons of our nation's Great™ leadership welcomed another new member on Tuesday night, when demonic WWE wrestler Kane—Undertaker's disturbed, pyromaniac little brother from 1997 to present—won Knox County, Tennessee's GOP mayoral primary by a narrow margin of 17 votes. He is expected to Tombstone Piledrive his democratic opposition in the general election, because Tennessee.
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According to local reports, the 7-foot, 300-pound “monstrous abomination”…
FacebookPinterestextracted “directly from your childhood nightmares”…
FacebookPinterestand long “consumed by an infernal desire to set ablaze the lives of his fellow Superstars”…
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Justin Thomas helps fan propose, continues to come up clutch at Quail Hollow

There's something about Quail Hollow that brings out the best in Justin Thomas. In his first appearance at the Wells Fargo Championship in 2015, he tied for seventh, then won the PGA Championship at the Charlotte, N.C. course last August, producing some memorable moments in the process. Yet somehow, his most clutch moment at Quail Hollow may have come on Wednesday during the Wells Fargo pro-am.
With the cameras rolling, it appeared like Thomas was just signing a glove and ball for a couple of fans, but then it quickly turned into a life-changing moment for this couple:
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Who says JT doesn't love the fans? He even initiated the group hug:
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Great stuff from Thomas, who continues to dominate life. Oh yeah, and congrats to the couple too.
RELATED: Justin Thomas is the Baddest Man on the PGA Tour, and it has very little to do with golf

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This story about Phil Mickelson hustling a group of people with a boxing bet is fantastic

Andrew RedingtonThere are countless tales involving Phil Mickelson and gambling. In fact, if one were so inclined, a collection of these stories would make for quite an entertaining book. . . Hang on, I'll be back in a few months. . . On second thought, compiling an encyclopedia on this topic would be a lot of work, so in the meantime, here's the latest anecdote involving the five-time major champ and betting. And boy, is it a humdinger of a story.
RELATED: Phil Mickelson gambled on the set of “Tin Cup”
It comes from Action Network's Jason Sobel, who shared his account of something that happened while he was covering the Wells Fargo Championship five years ago. You should read Sobel's entire story, but here's the gist:
— Mickelson invited a group of players, caddies and media to a party that Saturday night.
— Mickelson had boxing on TV and said multiple times that “wagering is encouraged.”
— Mickelson told people he would bet on “the underdog” in a particula..

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Watch Houston Astros reliever Ken Giles punch himself in the face after allowing game-winning home run

OK, we need to talk about how bad the Houston Astros bullpen is. Houston might have the best group of starting pitchers in baseball. Justin Verlander struck out 14 New York Yankees batters across eight innings—the second straight game an Astros starter made Yankees hitters look silly at the plate. But for the second straight game, the Astros bullpen let the Yankees back into it. And in the case of Tuesday night's game, closer Ken Giles blew the lead for Verlander.
Giles took the loss pretty hard. Actually, really hard. Or his face did at least.
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That wasn't just a little slap in the face. Giles delivered quite the blow to his jaw. And then went onto self-destruct in the dugout.
Here's another angle:
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If you're the Astros, and you have three of your starting pitchers—Verlander, Gerrit Cole and Charlie Morton—in the top 7 in ERA in all of baseball, all you nee..

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Former NHL defenseman Ryan Whitney on chopping it around Oakmont, losing cash on golf, and the most underwhelming hockey player golfers

We first connected with Ryan Whitney, former NHL defenseman, when he told the story of crossing paths at Medalist GC with a trash-talking Tiger Woods on his popular Spittin' Chiclets' podcast . But Whitney had a lot more to say about golf—and hockey— when he joined us on this week's Golf Digest Podcast. Since his retirement from the NHL in 2014, he's devolved into a self-described golf nut, working his way down to a low single digit handicap after taking up the game seriously a mere decade ago. The full interview (the Whitney portion begins at the 28:30 mark) can be heard on the podcast, but below are some excerpts from our conversation with one of hockey's most colorful characters.
How serious of a golfer have you become?
I started really playing when I was 25. I played maybe once a year growing up but didn't like it. But then a bunch of guys I was playing with were playing. That was about 10 years ago, and like any golfer knows, the bug is real. The golf..

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Charles Barkley says he wants to punch Draymond Green in the face, Green says bring it on

The NBA on TNT crew is a jovial group for the most part, laughing with — and at — each other nearly as much as providing actual basketball analysis. But things got serious on Tuesday night as the Warriors-Pelicans playoff game went to halftime. As a clip of Draymond Green and Rajon Rondo jawing played, Charles Barkley, referring to Golden State’s point forward/tough guy repeatedly said “I want to punch him in the face.” That escalated quickly!
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As Kenny Smith tried to pry for a motive from Barkley, Shaq jumped in with a chuckle. “Kenny, Kenny, just leave him be when he’s like this.” Barkley didn’t back down from his statement and the crew laughed it up. OK, so even when discussing a potential physical assault on a player, these guys have a good time (The night before, Shaq threw a huge fish at Barkley, almost causing him to fall over).
RELATED: That time Charles Barkley threatened Shaq. . . with a chicken wing
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Kendrick Perkins certifies himself as American hero by putting middling, overhyped Canadian rapper in his place

Denise Truscello(Photo by Denise Truscello/WireImage)Kendrick Perkins is a bad, bad man. Arguably the most intimidating basketball player since Charles Oakley, Perk is the type of presence that keeps John Wick up at night. I once saw a referee begin to assess a technical foul to the then-Thunder center, only for Perk to shoot him a “You should you wanna do this?” glance…and the ref didn't T him up. Sports Illustrated dubbed Perkins “The best teammate in the NBA” in an expansive oral history this fall, and there's an entire website dedicated to him, aptly titled, “Perkisabeast.com.” In short, you don't F with Perk.
Words that were not heeded by Drake.
Drake, the former actor in the teen drama “Degrassi,” is part of the Toronto Raptors ownership group thanks to his 0.001 share in the club. He regularly sits court side at games as an anti-Jack Nicholson, desperately trying to look cool but usually failing. He's a shameless bandwagon fan, once creepily asked a reporte..

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